Sugar River Euchre
November 21, 2019
In a match between the league’s rodents, the J&M Bar River Rats proved to be the bigger eaters. With Rats Jack Gehin and Dan (Honker) Palmer wheeling off with 115 lbs of cheese, and Jim Gehin and Ernie Sarbacker carving out another 112 lbs, the Cheese Eaters had little left to gnaw on. Not a single Cheese Eater was able to devour as much as 100 lbs of the New Glarus delicacy. The Rats ate 58 lbs more Swiss cheese than the Cheese Eaters.
In what was the most important match of the night, the second place Riley Shufflers traveled to Mount Horeb to take down the Norsk Cowboys, who were si...